Here’s The Problem: Living alone is a problem. For instance, when you have some sort of ailment that you are worried about you can’t turn to anyone to say – “Hey, is this normal?” It’s a very lonely situation – so much so that I’m about to go all Cast Away and draw a face on a volleyball. Anyway, what to do when you’re feeling sick and no one can tell you why? WEB MD! And after looking for 30 min at THOUSANDS of possible maladies – I have concluded that I have the gout. What’s that Wilson? You think it’s scurvy? Shut up Wilson.
Actual Problem: Hypochondria