Here’s The Problem: It has come to our attention that it may be the fantasy of some of our fans to “hang out” with Lisa and I – in an inappropriate way – at the same time……We would like to state for the record that while this is flattering on some (really disgusting) level – we would have to decline. This is actually an on-going problem we began to encounter long before HTP existed – so please don’t feel strange about your yearnings – two bitchy gals are always better than one ( we guess???).
Actual Problem: If ever we hit a level of desperation SO intense that we would decide to, um, rely on each other – no one else would be invited to that party (shit, we don’t even want to be invited!).