Here’s The Problem: 5 min after we heard the news that Nick Lachey had popped the question to hottie with a body – Jessica is engaged. To this guy pictured above. What’s his name? He’s after her shoe fortune I’m telling you ! Those Jessica Simpson shoes are making her millions and he wants a piece!
Actual Problem: Somewhere, Kim Kardashian is currently trying to drown herself in a big pool of that slim quick shit she’s always pushing at GNC.