[BLOG KETCHUP – Chapter 2]
A series of posts about everything I missed while I was on liquid Vicoden-induced bed rest
Here’s the Problem: I spent the last 14 days in bed with a distinctly outlined routine:
7 AM – Today Show
9 AM – Regis & Kelly
10 AM – The View
11 AM – Recorded hour of Today with Kathy Lee and Hoda
12 Noon – Nap
1 PM – The Talk
2 PM – Return my mother’s call from that morning to discuss the TV we’ve watched so far
So you can imagine how OVER this royal engagement bullshit I am. God help me if I don’t get round the clock media coverage when I get proposed to. Also, just God help me in general. Consider this my prayer of the day.
Actual Problem: He gave her his mom’s ring. His deceased (and previously DIVORCED) mother’s ring. He’s the fucking Price of England. He can’t afford a ring that didn’t come off the finger of a woman who was in a doomed marriage?