Here’s the Problem: Have y’all seen the ads for Wonderful Pistachios featuring every fake famous person and their mother? Let’s list all these nut cracking stars:
Yes, they’re very funny, but let’s not forget – THEY’RE FOR FUCKING NUTS. We live in a world where computers weigh ounces, cars run on electricity, Squand exists and the best ad campaign in the world is for PISTACHIOS??
Actual Problem: Half Days that feel like Full Weeks.