Here’s the Problem: Watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade yesterday and there were a number of giant balloons floating down 5th Ave that showed no sign of the season. How hard is it to put a Santa Hat on, Kermie?
Actual Problem: The lack of forethought. It’s not like, “oh, it would be so expensive to put a wreathe around Garfield’s neck because then we’d have to redo the whole balloon for the Arbor Day Parade”. No! There is one parade a year – make it worth my fucking time.
**Special Thanks to Michael Kutach for alerting a group whose bellies were more full of champagne than turkey that there is a REASON FOR THIS SEASON. And that reason is being themed out and festive and gay. In all senses of the word.