Here’s the Problem: Who caught E!’s new hit show last night, Bridalplasty? You know, the competition elimination show where brides-to-be compete to go back in time and be on The Swan. None of you? Really? Who knew we had so many self respecting readers who found better use of their time?!
Actual Problem: It’s uhh… actually… ummm… I’ll just say it. It’s good. Not like, 5 Gays 1 Girl good, but certainly at least Conveyor Belt of Love good. I cried at one point and not because my soul was aching for the lack of self-esteem these women had (or the fact that E! found so many girls with daddy issues and big noses that could still find men to marry them), but because there was actually a very touching moment with a uniformed soldier who came to see his fiance.
Actual Actual Problem: Host Shanna Moakler. Not like I expected more from her, or hoped she had higher standards. I just don’t want to see her face so much. Maybe all the brides-to-be can chip in and get her some PS for the finale. That’s a twist I’ll stick around for.