Here’s the Problem: It was confirmed today that Anne Hathaway and James Franco will host next year’s Oscars. Apparently they are the future of Hollywood and we should celebrate this by having them ruin one of our biggest nights. It’s not that they are terrible people, but they’re both just funny enough to be on SNL (and that’s not saying much). You want someone sock-knocking to take this job.
Actual Problem: I’m pretty sure you can’t host and win.
Here are a list of movies that won’t be nominated this year:
Love and Other Drugs
Alice in Wonderland
Eat Pray Love
Actual Actual Problem: This list is despite these fools hosting.