Here’s the Problem: Lunch Time!

Here’s the Problem: Kara and I went to the mall for lunch today.  We spent the walk to the mall gossiping about all things necessary to be gossiped about so when we actually sat down to eat, this is all the conversation we had left:

Kara: Go away Pige!

Lisa: There are so many pigeons in the world.

Kara: Yes.  That’s why they are the rodent of the sky.

Lisa: I wonder how they all get jobs if there are so many of them… nevermind.

Kara: Ugh. They’re terrible.

Lisa: I wonder if other birds hate them as much as you do.

Kara: Nah, I bet they get enough respect.  Now doves – they’re probably really snooty.

Actual Problem: SAVE US.  If you are a slutty girl with a good sense of humor, or a cute guy with a penchant for bad decision making, PLEASE contact us.  We need new friends to talk about behind their backs.  This bird talk is for the birds.


2 responses to “Here’s the Problem: Lunch Time!

  1. I am more than happy to start slutting it up so I have some stories to entertain you both. It’s for the greater good after all.

  2. What if the guy makes bad decisions involving slutty girls?

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