Here’s the Problem: The Tiva Stiletto

Here’s the Problem: Tiva – the sandal brand your dad still wears with socks and that you keep around because they remind you of the first time someone touched your boob at summer camp – has released a sexy heel version.  I use the term “sexy” very loosely (ie. “that spicy bean curd is SEXY!”)

Actual Problem:  There are better ways to handle figuring out you’re not a lesbian than transforming your Birthright shoes into fuck me pumps.

**Thanks to Ms. Nora Grossman for alerting me to this problem and in turn, helping me solve what to get a few people on my Christmas list.

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