Here’s the Problem: I have just learned about two very interesting pieces of news and I can’t figure out which to post about. Why not post about both, you say? Because. Shut up, this is my blog. So here we go –
Story A: NASA found a new life form at the bottom of a poisonous lake in California and it’s made of arsenic which is like… woah in so many ways.
Story B: Miley Cyrus’s phone got jacked and someone posted all the nudey photos she took of herself. Which apparently are not so woah in not so many ways.
Actual Problem: I’d be so much more interested if we found out Miley was made of arsenic. It’s a much better explanation for her dumbass actions than, “She’s just being Miley”.