Here’s the Problem: Ellen Sirot (aka Crazy Hand Model Bitch, aka CHMB) is insane. Did y’all see how she treated Katie Couric?? The #1 Woman in Hollywood (per the Hollywood Reporter… and ONLY the Hollywood Reporter). She laughs in Katie’s face when she tries her hand at modeling (get it?!). That’s bullshit. No one talks to the #1 Woman in Hollywood (per the Hollywood Reporter… aothr) like that. Bitch.
Actual Problem: Just cuz you don’t model your face doesn’t mean you can’t wash your hair. Bitch.
Actual Actual Problem: I actually think this is all kinda funny but I feel like I’m losing my edge so I’m looking for shit to be angry about.
UPDATE!!! – That is NOT Katie Couric interviewing the CHMB, it’s someone ELSE. Fair enough. I’m over it.