Here’s the Problem: Kourtney Kardashian Doesn’t Own a Mirror

Here’s the Problem:  The Enquirer (shut up, you get your news from who you trust and I’ll get mine) published a story today about how distressed Kourtney K is about rumors that her man, Scott, might be into transvestites.

Actual Problem: I’m 5’3.  If I found out my boyfriend liked midgets, I’d get it.  I’d be happy that he chose me (a socially acceptable human of near-midget status), but I’d understand.  Kourt – when you have enough body hair to obtain a 6 o’clock shadow on your forearms at 4 o’clock, don’t blame your guy for his preferences.  Get it?

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