Here’s the Problem: The Enquirer (shut up, you get your news from who you trust and I’ll get mine) published a story today about how distressed Kourtney K is about rumors that her man, Scott, might be into transvestites.
Actual Problem: I’m 5’3. If I found out my boyfriend liked midgets, I’d get it. I’d be happy that he chose me (a socially acceptable human of near-midget status), but I’d understand. Kourt – when you have enough body hair to obtain a 6 o’clock shadow on your forearms at 4 o’clock, don’t blame your guy for his preferences. Get it?