Here’s the Problem: So back in the day, Debbie Reynolds wanted her daughter, Carrie, to have a child with her then husband, Richard Hamlett. No, Richard was not Carrie’s father, but this is still gross. You know it’s gross. I know it’s gross. Maybe you don’t know why it’s gross, so let me spell it out – most women don’t want to think about their husband’s sperm inside they’re daughter’s vajayjay. Fair.
Actual Problem: Luckily for old Debster, this disturbing thought never crossed her mind because she thought artificial insemination was easily done with a syringe and the spot you didn’t get your flu shot in.
I just thought you put a needle in and then you put it in her arm, and there you have a little baby
Another reason why there should have to pass a test (more difficult than peeing on a stick) to have children.