Here’s the Problem: JWoww, the hottest girl on The Jersey Shore (the show, not the actual shore – the hottest girl on the shore is this babe) is coming out with a dating book in February. Just in time for my birthday!!!!!
Actual Problem: I know how to have a one-night stand and cheat on my boyfriend Jen Jen. For $24.99 you besta teach me something I don’t know.