Here’s the Problem: Dina Lohan had the most charming interview with Radar Online yesterday where she so sweetly and graciously let the world know that Lindz will not be doing Dancing With the Stars because… blah blah blah – who cares. The REAL story is that Dina is MORE than available to take her daughter’s place.
Lindsay actually told the woman at Dancing With The Stars who made the offer that ‘you need to take my mom!’ …
…Our family loves the show because I’m a dancer, and I taught dance when Lindsay was growing up.
Actual Problem: Well thank fucking God. I’m sure the producers at DWTS are thrilled to keep up their quotient of celebrity-relatives to cast their show.