Here’s the Problem: The Girl From 16 and Pregnant is a Little Slutty

Here’s the Problem: Amber Portwood (you know her from beating up her baby daddy on national TV and incurring minimal consequences) is pregnant again!  Hallelujah!  It would be a shame if anyone thought that girl wasn’t fertile.

Actual Problem: Ambs isn’t quite sure who the daddy of this new bundle of dysfunctional joy is (she’s slept with 8 guys in the last 2 months), so she’s punching every man with a working penis within arms’ length.  There is something so charming about an efficient ho.  Makes me want to take her behind the bleachers and get her pregnant.

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