Here’s The Problem: So, it’s raining like a mother f**ker yesterday and I’m at the freaking mall cause I’m still trying to find this silly book for my sister for Christmas and my tiny feet hurt so I say to myself – “Self, let’s go see Black Swan”. So, I do. And let me tell you – I was SO SO freaked out. Never before have I been so disturbed by a ballet movie (though Center Stage comes in at a close second). Scary scary shit man.
(Sex Spoiler Alert)
Actual Problem: the two dudes behind me who started breathing hard when Mila Kunis went down on Natalie Portman….come on guys – save it for your bathroom.