Here’s the Problem: Donna Simpson is 600 lbs. This, apparently, is not enough. Not enough for her nor her clients on her fat fetish website, supersizedbombshells.com (there’s nothing like not having to wear underwear to cover to naughty bits). She wants to weigh 1000 lbs. For the details (and motivation to put down that goddamn gingerbread cookie) check out this video on msnbc health.
Actual Problem: She’s from Jersey. Of course she is.