Here’s the Problem: Natalie Portman – Cannibal

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Here’s the Problem: In a post film festival interview, when asked what her future career plans are, Natalie Portman replied, “I’m cooking a child.”

Actual Problem: Y’all saw Black Swan, right?  That bitch is crazy.  Someone get that baby out of her tummy asap before the broth starts to boil.


One response to “Here’s the Problem: Natalie Portman – Cannibal

  1. Pingback: Here’s the Problem: Rachel Zoe’s Kid Almost Exists Now | Here's The Problem

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