Here’s the Problem: Remember in November when we broke the shocking news that Rachel Zoe was preggers? Uhh… we were about 4 months too late. Bitch has been cooking that kid for 7 months now!
Actual Problem: She’s a Jew!! No, it’s not really a problem problem. I mean, not like a problem that needs a “solution” or anything. But guys, that’s what Jews do. We wait to make sure the baby is sticking inside there for a few months before we tell people. Otherwise it’s bad luck. And Jews don’t need anymore bad luck.