Here’s the Problem: Rachel Zoe’s Kid Almost Exists Now

Here’s the Problem:  Remember in November when we broke the shocking news that Rachel Zoe was preggers?   Uhh… we were about 4 months too late.  Bitch has been cooking that kid for 7 months now!

Actual Problem:  She’s a Jew!! No, it’s not really a problem problem.  I mean, not like a problem that needs a “solution” or anything.  But guys, that’s what Jews do.  We wait to make sure the baby is sticking inside there for a few months before we tell people.  Otherwise it’s bad luck.  And Jews don’t need anymore bad luck.

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