Here’s the problem: So, while watching the weekly edition of “Mothers Living Vicariously Through Their Children While Torturing Them,” more formally known as “Toddlers and Tiaras,” we were introduced to Jaclynn, a little ginger pageant star. One of her only friends is named Arnold. Arnold is not a person or a dog. He is a muppet. In a wheelchair. He also has orange hair and she takes him everywhere.
Actual problem: I think I found the youngest star of one of TLC’s other gems, “My Strange Addiction”.