Here’s the Problem: Jennifer Aniston Is Strangely More Appealing

She can't be a lush. She's obviously an Asian pop star.

Here’s the Problem:  The National Enquirer ran a story about how Janiston needs to go to rehab because she drinks at home alone sometimes.  Welcome to the club, bitch.

Actual Problem:  So what?  I need a half of a bottle of wine to get through Grey’s Anatomy on a Sunday morning (not counting last year’s finale – that ep required a fifth of Jack and a syringe).

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One response to “Here’s the Problem: Jennifer Aniston Is Strangely More Appealing

  1. Getting dumped by Brad Pitt will do that to you.

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