kara: what is the actual problem of Chelsea Handler breaking 50 Cent’s heart?
lisa: oh no!
lisa: something about him getting shot in the face 9 times and still looking younger than her?
kara: with Kate Middleton quitting her job to prepare for the wedding “full time”
lisa: i’m so over the royal wedding nonsense
kara: i know it’s ridic
kara: they don’t even have any power
kara: so she’s quitting her job to be a Pretend Princess
lisa: it’s like the world i always envisioned polly pocket to have
kara: they don’t make good toys anymore
lisa: i wonder if there will be a glow worm available for when we have kids
lisa: assuming we don’t wait till we’re 50 and need to adopt
kara: we won’t be 50
kara: all we need is a pretend prince – just like Kate
kara: see how i bring it all full circle?