Here’s the Problem: Mary Kay Letourneau, the teacher who went to the cooler for sexing up her 12-year-old student, Vili Fualaau is BACK. Her and Vili are super happily married now and have 2 kids of their own (who are never allowed to date. ever.). They reappeared this morning on the Today Show. I think even my TV smiled when it saw them.
Actual Problem: Vili is 27 now and ADORBS!!! So when Meredith Viera asked what the two had in common and neither of them could answer without looking at each other and giggling, I started a mission/new years resolution. Find myself a cute 6th grader and lay fucking claim.