Here’s the Problem: The White Stripes Broke Up!

Here’s the Problem:  The White Stripes put up an announcement on their website today breaking the sad news that they are no longer going to perform live citing some shitty hippie reason about conserving the beauty of music.

Actual Problem:  So does that mean they’re no longer divorced siblings or what?

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2 responses to “Here’s the Problem: The White Stripes Broke Up!

  1. It’s hipster conservation. What was hip can and shall never be repeated nor reputed. The acceptable incest movement is over. At least we still have the Raconteurs, but I liked their old shit before they sold out and I heard them that one time on the radio.

  2. It’s ok, don’t worry. Jack White is everywhere, helping people re-make and produce all kinds of old and new music. I think he just gets bored easily and had to start changing it up. Watch for him EVERYWHERE and you will find him. Isn’t he doing the Black Keys now? See? EVERYWHERE.

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