Here’s The Problem: Barbie and Ken (who are like, in their 50s and still smoking – what gives??) might be getting back together. After their break up 7 years ago, both … umm… dolls (?) have made statements on their social networking sites that if the public wants them to get back together, well then maybe they gosh darn should.
Actual Problem: Seriously??? This is making news? It’s pathetic enough I spend my days tracking down the next closeted superstar that Taylor Swift is going to let break her heart – now I’m supposed to get involved in the life of plastic relationships? Fine. You want my advice, Barbie? If after 7 years you’re still single and there’s a guy with a full head of hair willing to give you a second chance – take it.