Here’s the Problem: Barbie and Ken Are Getting Back Together

Here’s The Problem: Barbie and Ken (who are like, in their 50s and still smoking – what gives??) might be getting back together.  After their break up 7 years ago, both … umm… dolls (?) have made statements on their social networking sites that if the public wants them to get back together, well then maybe they gosh darn should.

Actual Problem: Seriously??? This is making news? It’s pathetic enough I spend my days tracking down the next closeted superstar that Taylor Swift is going to let break her heart – now I’m supposed to get involved in the life of plastic relationships?  Fine.  You want my advice, Barbie?  If after 7 years you’re still single and there’s a guy with a full head of hair willing to give you a second chance – take it.

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One response to “Here’s the Problem: Barbie and Ken Are Getting Back Together

  1. The real life Ken was a closeted gay man who was diagnosed with AIDS before his death in 1994 in New York’s Greenwich Village.

    Just sayin’

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