Here’s the Problem: A very reliable news source is claiming that Jessica Simpson’s fiance has asked her to go on a diet before the wedding… or else!
lisa: hey – what’s the problem with j simp’s fiance telling her she has to lose weight or the wedding is off?
kara: is that true?
lisa: it’s national enquirer true
kara: the problem is that he is a no name loser who is marrying her for her shoe fortune
kara: so if he wants the money – he’s gonna need to deal with the honey
kara: and cakes
kara and pies