Here’s the Problem: The J Simp Diet Ultimatum

Here’s the Problem:  A very reliable news source is claiming that Jessica Simpson’s fiance has asked her to go on a diet before the wedding… or else!
Actual Problem:
lisa: hey – what’s the problem with j simp’s fiance telling her she has to lose weight or the wedding is off?
kara: OMG
kara: is that true?
lisa: eh
lisa: it’s national enquirer true
kara: the problem is that he is a no name loser who is marrying her for her shoe fortune
kara: so if he wants the money – he’s gonna need to deal with the honey
kara: and cakes
kara and pies

 

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