Here’s the Problem: I watched the Grammys last night. Yes, this is already a problem. I’m not a “Little Monster” or a “Belieber” so this show doesn’t really do much for me. But whatever. I’m a citizen of the world. I might as well be up on some current event since I just found out Egypt is IN Africa. Don’t pretend like you knew.
Hey – non-problem fun fact: The difference between Song of the Year and Record of the Year. Song of the Year is an award for the song itself; Record of the Year refers to the recording. So ya know… whatever that means. **
Actual Problem: The Beibs walked away empty handed which really turns me off to seeing his movie. I no longer wish to be a person of the world. I’m happy with a citizenship of my bedroom**.
*Thanks to guy who won’t ever read this blog, but does use my shower for this knowledge. You’re the best, shower dude!
**There are a limited # of applications available if you want in. However, please note that any outsiders require dual citizenship and applicants must live elsewhere 6 out of 7 days a week.