Here’s the Problem: Along with Kanye West and The Osbournes, Will and Kate have included a number of their own ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends to invite to the WEDDING OF THE CENTURY (gag me). That number, exactly, is 8. 7 of Will’s ex-ho’s and one lonesome fella that Kate once banged.
Actual Problem: These princess rejects could feel like shit for free in PJs on a couch watching this all go down on TV drinking champers out of a tumbler instead of having to get all done up and pretend like they’re happy. They are not happy.