Here’s the Problem: Baby Bieber took to Twitter on Saturday to announce that he is finally reaching puberty, saying,
“I’m not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache. I’m pumped.”
Really? A whole month? For a trash-stache? That’s not necessarily the exemplar of manliness.
Actual Problem: Now we know why he made the fateful decision to cut his luscious locks. He is going to glue them to his face to create said trash-stache because there is no way in hell this kid can grow one on his own. I am saying this here and now: If Baby Biebs grows a stache, I will go to class naked.
Actual Actual Problem: He better not grow a fucking mustache.