Here’s the Problem: Scientology Commercials

Here’s the Problem:   Kara and I generally try to stay away from mocking religion, because we are both good Christian soldiers (except me, because I’m a Jew… and except Kara because she doesn’t believe in war – although we can both agree a Marine in uniform is swoon-worthy.  Anyway….)  It’s the common belief that Scientology is for crazy/rich people who don’t want to come out of the closet, but seriously watch that commercial.  Now watch it again.  Doesn’t it make you want to climb a mountain or have a baby or wake up earlier and bake cookies just for the smell of it?

Actual Problem:  A TV commercial for Judaism would probably include scenes of grinding up whole carp for gefilte fish and a public circumcision – tied together under the overwhelming sense that someone’s mother is going to guilt you into giving them a grandchild.

Alright Travolta.  Sign me up.

Advertisements

One response to “Here’s the Problem: Scientology Commercials

  1. That was the most specifically vague piece of crap I’ve ever seen. That could be applied to ANYTHING. (Sorry, the Christian soldier in me is lashing out ;))

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s