Here’s the Problem: Kara and I generally try to stay away from mocking religion, because we are both good Christian soldiers (except me, because I’m a Jew… and except Kara because she doesn’t believe in war – although we can both agree a Marine in uniform is swoon-worthy. Anyway….) It’s the common belief that Scientology is for crazy/rich people who don’t want to come out of the closet, but seriously watch that commercial. Now watch it again. Doesn’t it make you want to climb a mountain or have a baby or wake up earlier and bake cookies just for the smell of it?
Actual Problem: A TV commercial for Judaism would probably include scenes of grinding up whole carp for gefilte fish and a public circumcision – tied together under the overwhelming sense that someone’s mother is going to guilt you into giving them a grandchild.
Alright Travolta. Sign me up.