Here’s the Problem: This woman is way too proud of herself and her 90-square foot Manhattan apartment. She may have a place in the city, but the best part about living in New York, is the living part, and this chick is doing it all wrong.
Actual Problem: Listen, I’m Jewish too (please, I’m not making assumptions, I’m sure. Jew-fro √, Jew-face √, father who is a bankruptcy attorney √… her name is Cohen? Fuck, why am I wasting precious parenthetical space on this), but saving money by living in a closet is not what God was thinking when he chose us. One of the the great things about the Holocaust being over – space. I’m ashamed on behalf of the entire religion.