Here’s The Problem: I am SO over the Royal Wedding. I’ve had it. First of all, I cannot watch another special on TLC about this. I also cannot see one more magazine article asking how Kate should wear her hair or what dress will win out in the end? I do not want to hear Elton John’s wishes for the couple or speculate about terrorist attacks on the day of the nuptials. I do not need to know 25 things about Pippa Middleton (though I may have found a good pet name if I ever purchase a dog) and I most certainly will NOT set my alarm to wake up in the middle of the night to watch this shit live.
Actual Problem: Even Helen Mirren can’t stand this hoopla: “I know this sounds ridiculous, but I think people getting married should be a private thing. I hope [Prince William and Kate Middleton] will also do an absolutely private wedding just for them.”