Here’s The Problem: Kara DioGuardi has written a memoir. It’s called: A Helluva High Note. Really???
a) You’re a 41 year old songwriter – shouldn’t you be like 80 and (way) more famous to write one of these?
b) Don’t ever use the word helluva. Ever.
c) This is the selling point? “Kara DioGuardi opens up about her childhood, her relationship with her mother, and more in her new autobiography ” REALLY?
Actual Problem: Sounds like a Helluva Snoozefest.