Here’s the Problem: I’m sure y’all have noticed that the last few weeks the posts have been funnier, more sporadic, and missing some Jewiness. I apologize. I did a little globe-trotting, a little work-suffocating, and a lot of fan-ignoring. I didn’t know how long this would go on, but when I woke up this morning, turned on the Today Show and heard that the Schwarz and the Schrive were parting ways, I knew this had to be my come back.
Actual Problem: With Ahnold and Maria throwing in the towel, my already-weakened belief in love is taking a huge hit. Goldie and Kurt – you are my last hope. Don’t fuck this up.