Here’s the Problem: In a recent US Weekly article breaking the news the blossoming relationship between JennAn and screenwriter Justin Theroux, a source tells the magazine that J-Face is being a bit less paranoid about the paparazzi. In a turn around from her usual sneaky dating ways, the couple has been seen on a few occasions out and about – you know, to make him feel comfortable.
Actual Problem: Obvs this is a publicity stunt for Aniston’s new movie coming out (which I will not name because I’m part of the solution, not the problem). So why can’t a seasoned veteran of the acting world admit this?
An old co-worker of mine used to swear up and down this ho was a lesbian. I’m not here to spread any rumors. The internet wasn’t made for that sorta trash. Just the way the Tower Bar wasn’t made for faking a relationship to get a larger audience than “Just Go With It”.