Here’s the Problem: Jennifer Aniston is Too Old For This Shit

Here’s the Problem:  In a recent US Weekly article breaking the news the blossoming relationship between JennAn and screenwriter Justin Theroux, a source tells the magazine that J-Face is being a bit less paranoid about the paparazzi.  In a turn around from her usual sneaky dating ways, the couple has been seen on a few occasions out and about – you know, to make him feel comfortable.

Actual Problem:  Obvs this is a publicity stunt for Aniston’s new movie coming out (which I will not name because I’m part of the solution, not the problem).  So why can’t a seasoned veteran of the acting world admit this?

An old co-worker of mine used to swear up and down this ho was a lesbian.  I’m not here to spread any rumors.   The internet wasn’t made for that sorta trash.  Just the way the Tower Bar wasn’t made for faking a relationship to get a larger audience than “Just Go With It”.

 

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