Here’s the Problem: Reggie Bush is dating the girl who looks like Kim Kardashian in that Old Navy commercial from a while back. (Click that link at your own risk, I just wasted 5 minutes on that song. So catchy! God, I have bad taste in music).
Actual Problem: Homeboy likes hairy olive-skinned brunettes with smiles that make their nose get stretchy. He can have ’em. I just think he could probably do a little bit better than the girl from the Old Navy commercial. I mean, that chick probably can’t even afford to x-ray her butt for entertainment purposes.
***Special Thanks to Amy Graves for inspiring this post and being a proactive reader. Amy wants to be on this season of MADE. Who can make that happen for her?