Here’s the problem: On tonights groundbreaking episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kim learns she has a little psoriasis on her leg. HOLD THE PHONE PEOPLE. Little perfect Kim K has a blemish? BOO FUCKING HOO KIM. Of course she takes this as any normal person would and considers her so-called “career” over.
Actual problem: On this same episode, Botox Bruce (I came up with the nickname myself!) used the phrase “poppin’ the cherry. BARF.
Actual actual problem: I’m writing this as I’m laying in my bed watching said episode with the DVR paused so I don’t miss another nail biting moment. No life.