Here’s the Problem: Lindsay Lohan got a new tattoo recently. Hooray! Tattoos are still cool! This one is a lyric from a Billy Joel song, “I Go To Extremes” –
Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife I feel like I’m in the prime of my life
It’s no, “who needs a house out in Hackensack?” but it’ll do.
Actual Problem: Yeah. YEAH! (The other) Double L is in the prime of her life! And just when I was thinking she was going to start regretting asking out Chris Brown on Twitter. No! Trying to get a date with an abusive prick is EXACTLY what all self-respecting women are doing these days. PRIME!