Here’s the Problem: Mel Gibson is teaming up with Warner Brothers to make a movie about the Macabees – a family of Jews from back in the day that saved the Jew world and gave us Hanukkah. Yes, Mel Gibson is producing that movie. He might even direct it. Hell, he might spend the next 180 days handcrafting a menorah out of the cop car that pulled him over when he was drunk enough to say that the Jews have caused all the wars in the world.
Actual Problem: There is not enough MSG in the world for a post-Christmas movie Chinese dinner to make this palatable.