Here’s the Problem: I was saying away from writing about the latest Lindsay Lohan dramz because… well, because who really writes on this blog these days, anyway? Anyway, I finally broke down today because the joke is just too easy.
As we all know, Double L (the other one) was sentenced to 16 hours at the LA Morgue yesterday after totally disregarding her last community service punishment. Her hours were supposed to begin today, but she showed up 40 minutes late and the coroner turned her away.
Actual Problem: 40 minutes? I think we can all agree that Lindz is about 3 years late to the morgue. Pow!