Monthly Archives: November 2011

Here’s the Problem: Kourtney Kardashian is Having a Baby!


Here’s the Problem:  

Lisa:  Hey – Kourtney Kardashian is preggers again

Kara: I heard!  Problem.

Lisa:     Yes! Cuz like – why’s she getting knocked up again after she shot down Scott’s marriage proposal??

Putting a ring on it is too much of a commitment, but creating a life with someone and feeding it’s hairy mouth for 18 years is ok?

Kara:    it is odd.   It’s like she uses Scott as her live in sperm donor

Lisa:    I mean, legit, I wouldn’t want to marry him either

Kara:    God – no one would

Lisa:    but at the same time I don’t want my kid to have his  DNA
I mean, I wouldn’t even  want his DNA near me
or in me

Kara:  ewwwww

Actual Problem: 

Kara:    i just want Khloe and Lamar to have a baby
what’s the hold up with that?


Here’s The Problem: The “I Hate Balls” Campaign

Here’s The Problem: This new PSA for dog nuetering is…well…different. It’s the “I Hate Balls” campaign. Ok, I see what you’re trying to do here…not sure why Heigl is topless for it cause it’s not the “I Love Boobs” campaign but…ok….seems to be less about dogs – more about balls….

 Heigl quote: “Unfortunately I can’t cut the nuts off human men — yet,” she quips. “So I’ve dedicated my time to the neutering of dogs because that’s legal.

Actual Problem: I feel like this is a little intense…I mean sure, balls aren’t my favorite thing but there are worse things out there – right?

Here’s The Problem: Enjoying the Small Things

Here’s The Problem: I have to share…’s sort of a problem and sort of not.  I stumbled across this blog about 3 months ago and I have become oddly obsessed with it. I wait and wait for a new post to go up. I look at the pictures over and over and I read and re-read entries that I have already scoured 5 or more times. Why??????? This gal is so cheerful! She is so upbeat! She is so glass half full! She’s like – the anti-HTP…and yet…..

Actual Problem: I just don’t know….but you read this blog and tell me you’re not in LOVE with this chick and her kids.

Here’s The Problem: Holiday Insanity

Here’s The Problem: Over Thanksgiving weekend I had a lot of alone time….that’s right, LOTS and LOTS of quality time with ME. And when you are all alone you tend to get CRAZY ideas. Like joining a gym.  It’s been 3 days. I have been to the gym one time. I have decided to quit the gym and now have been informed that I have to write THIS ridic letter to get out of my membership….

Actual Problem: Why couldn’t I just shop online like a normal lonely person?

Here’s The Problem: Smell Like Jennifer Aniston


Here’s The Problem: Um, did you know that Jennifer Aniston has her own fragrance? And did you know that it is called Jennifer Aniston?


Actual Problem: For the first time in six years, I am on team Angelina.




Here’s the Problem: Occupy Los Angeles

Here’s the Problem:  Now that the original Occupy Wall Street movement has been dismantled, Occupy LA is the largest group of people protesting… whatever it is that they are protesting (percentage points?).  Last night’s accounts put crowd numbers anywhere between 700 and 2000 people.

Actual Problem:  700-2000 people??? That’s it??? C’mon LA!  With your “actors” and “producers” and “writers” (shut up, your mom uses quotation marks too when she’s paying your cell phone bill from across the country), and with your 72 degree weather.  What else do you have to do?  Occupy my favorite coffee shop with your New Girl spec and your thick rimmed glasses and your  Macbooks? Get down there and fight!  Or at least get out of my face.

Here’s The Problem: Kim Can’t Stop Whining

Here’s The Problem: My girls are in the next issue of Glamour and Kimmie is whining. <SIGH>

Kimberly, listen, we have been over this….when you are a millionaire and you throw a fake wedding – there’s no whining!

And you for SURE don’t get to whine about never having kids:

And that means, perhaps, no children of her own. “At first I was like, I want six kids. Then I went down to four, then I was down to three.and now I’m like, maybe I won’t have any,” she says glumly. “Maybe I’ll just be a good aunt…At this moment in my life, I feel like maybe I’m not supposed to have kids and all that.”

Actual Problem: Kimmie, you know you can call China and buy yourself a baby today. Stop the lies!!!

TEAM KHLOE & LAMAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!