Here’s The Problem: Oh, Lola!

Here’s The Problem: Dakota Fanning’s new ad for  the Marc Jacobs perfume “Oh, Lola!” has been banned from the UK for being too “racy”. I have been studying the ad and fail to come up with reasons why….but the UK Standards Authority has it’s reasons: “the length of her dress, her leg and position of the perfume bottle drew attention to her sexuality”. Oh Jesus, really??  Are we trying to say that this pink flowered bottle is phallic? Is it????

Actual Problem: Listen. How can you even tell how long that skirt is? It blends perfectly with her pale ass leg. And furthermore – that bottle doesn’t look like any of the (3) dicks I’ve ever seen. Buck up UK.


4 responses to “Here’s The Problem: Oh, Lola!

  1. C’mon people! Dakota will be on the “Barely 18” shelf at porn outlets in months. Let’s focus on the real scandal; the creepy sexualization of her younger sister, Elle.

  2. the bottle isn’t supposed to be phallic. it represents her vagina.

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