Here’s the Problem: Courtney Stodden, the teen bride who looks like a tired prostitute, thinks she’s famous. Well kiddo, NEWS FLASH, you’re not. If being grossly sexually explicit with her 51 year old hubby isn’t enough to make you barf, her tweets might just do that. Just to clear things up, I don’t follow Courtney on Twitter, but eonline does and they just retweeted Tits McGee:
Sexily stepping my saucy-self into a shining spritz of showering serenity as sapid smaze rises from my shape & unto the sultry seeing-glass.
Actual Problem: Hey girl, just because you learned about alliteration in the 10th grade last week doesn’t mean you are allowed to use it on Twitter like this. If you weren’t aware, Twitter should be used to write little blurbs about nothing. If you need a good example, look at what I write about my love of tootsie roll pops and my lack of will power. Anyways, just stop making everyone nauseous. Thanks.
**You can follow Intern Hillary’s tweets about Halloween candy, boys and college life at @HillaryWeiss1**