Here’s The Problem: Pregnant Celebrities

Here’s The Problem: There is a new fad going on. It’s called LYING. And you know who the main culprits are? PREGNANT CELEBRITIES. I’m sick of them, man. You are not “glowing” – you are sweating because you are now large and in charge. You were not “born to be pregnant” you got knocked up. Your new “amazing connection” with your body is your hormones playing tricks on you. Pregnancy is hard. There is a PERSON growing INSIDE YOUR BODY.  I wanna hear the truth – you’re TIRED. Your feet HURT. You’re SCARED of LABOR. You’re so fat you can’t stand to look at yourself. You wanna physically harm your husband when he brings you the wrong flavored chips.

Actual Problem: We need celebs to stop romanticizing fucking EVERYTHING. Next thing you know there will be an article about the magic of getting an enema.

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One response to “Here’s The Problem: Pregnant Celebrities

  1. Really Appreciate this blog post, is there any way I can get an update sent in an email whenever you write a new post?

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