Here’s The Problem:
No, that’s the problem.
It us – it’s not them.
We, the “single girls” I speak of, must get it together. We need to create better lives for ourselves. Better days – better nights.
And you know what that means? We need to go after: BETTER MEN.
Let me tell you something ladies, you’re not gonna get any younger or prettier than you are right now at this very minute! Don’t waste it waiting on some douche lord who can’t get his own shit together. Because one day you’re gonna wake up and your metabolism will have slowed down and you’ll have jowls and you’ll wish that you had gone on that date with Benny, the dependable guy from the pharmacy at CVS instead of waiting for Doug the down and out writer who was too moody and broody to commit or make any kind of decision. I see this kind of shit happen everyday.
I’m telling you.
Actual Problem: No – NO – this isn’t about ME. This is about all of us. ALL OF US. We’re not gonna change them – we have to change ourselves.
**Sorry for the ten seconds of Women’s lib. Now, back to our regularly scheduled program of talking smack.