Here’s The Problem: This movie. I can’t put my finger on it….but SOMETHING is amiss.
Is it Julia…? Is it Snow White’s eyebrows (Brooke Sheilds circa Blue Lagoon is the ONLY one who can pull that off honey)? Is it throwing in Nathan Lane for a Bird Cage feel? WHAT IS IT????
Actual Problem: I figured it out. It’s the Asian dwarves.