Here’s The Problem: Have I ever told you guys that I’m obsessed with Natalie Wood? What’s that youngins? You don’t know who Natalie Wood is? Oh dear…well, for those of you who do – she died in a VERY mysterious situation involving a boat, her husband (Robert Wagner), and Christopher Walken (who it was rumored, she was sleeping with at the time…) ANYWAY – she DISAPPEARED one night on the boat! Now, a MILLION years later – the boat captain is telling his tale!!!!!!!!!!!
Actual Problem: Again with the OLD NEWS! Dude, you wanna solve a crime? Fine. But let’s try and do it within the same decade that it actually happened.