Here’s The Problem: A wise (and cynical) man once said to me “Life is not a romantic comedy”. No words ring more true in the case of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. In the aftermath of their recent divorce, Kris is channeling his frustration with life by saying some, well, not nice things about his former Mrs…….my favorite jab is that he has called her “fat ass”. As a Kardashian supporter I cannot let this slide.
Actual Problem: I really want to do a take on “Don’t bite the hand that feeds you” here but my choices are limited…here’s a few – you pick your favorite:
Don’t slap the ass that made you famous.
Don’t dis the hump that used to hump you, Humphires.
Don’t kick the ass that kicked you to the curb.
God, I was wrong – there are a ton of options…I could do this all day!